life is a bitch & then you marry one.

so done!

ugh i cant stand my job anymore!my manager is always being sucha hypocrite and douche!and theres this new girl who i HATE!mind u,it takes a lot for me to use that word but i CANNOT stand her!looking for a second job.

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primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.Both Presidents were shot in the head.Now it gets really weird.Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.Both were assassinated by Southerners.Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.Both assassins were known by their three names.Both names are composed of fifteen letters.Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.And here’s the “kicker”:A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

When I first read the Marilyn Monroe line, I thought it said “in Marilyn Monroe” and I spit out my drink.

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you sigh it

into my

mouth

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I’d rather have this on my blog than stupid hipster clones.

this is amazing <3
i love this so muchhh!

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this picture is so beautiful